I am reading the reviews for these petite jeans and non petite people keep giving them negative reviews. This one person gave them 1 star and complained they were too short for her 5’10 body.
Oh god. Youths. I don’t trust them. I hope they don’t come close to my car.
shoutout to all the other ex-gifted & talented/honor student/straight a/senior editor/star student/99th percentile/once-creative burn-outs who have, since high school, realized they are truly miniscule fish in a giant, endless ocean, criticized themselves to the point of creative paralysis, and participated in so much self-sabotage they no longer see the point of doing anything at all because they’re just going to ruin it for themselves anyway
this one’s for you